delmondo:

dabidagoose:

gwyoi:

So do seahorses read fpreg.

woolydemon:

im inconsolable. happiness has to be fought for.

khimkito:

dankmemeuniversity:

i miss them

dat-soldier:

hotvampireadjacent:

PHARAOH’S CURSE 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact:

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

lgbtunis:

viejospellejos:

Cómo picar a un italiano 🤌🏻

RATING: NOT CUTE!

that italian man is showing clear signs of distress. you can see his e-

kawaiite-mage:

mrmeriwether:

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks “silly time! whee 🙃”, whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, “they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you’re fine, when you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it because they would ne–”

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

aceiestartist:

People who have never read the Animorphs books, I invite you to guess: WHICH STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE ABOUT ANIMORPHS

All morphing has a small risk of death by warp-speed spacecraft.

Parasitic alien slugs can get addicted to instant oatmeal.

There is character named after a fan who only appears in two books.

The main characters permanently trap a kid on an island, as a rat, on purpose.

One of the major alien races is constantly on the verge of starvation.

A major recurring character is partially named after Gandalf.

There is a virus that can wipe a species from existence at the atomic level.

Atlantis is real.

A reality-warping alien has the appearance of a dinosaur with a human face.

A sapient hawk is the child of a human and an alien via time travel.

stuckinnet:

dappergamelord:

suiheisen:

i watch baseball for the side quests

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl